God is a woman dating disasters
He proceeded to go arms deep into this goat and turned around to say, 'You want in on this? He then showered while I awkwardly chatted with his parents.
We then went to a rodeo he participated in and he grabbed the mic to give me a shout-out and called me his girlfriend. He then came in absolute last place and tried to make out with me in the truck his dad was driving.
Nothing like trying to make small talk while looking through glass at formaldehyde jars with severed penises in them.
Later on, it came to light that we had the same last name and it was all downhill from there." —shannont19 "I agreed to meet with a woman I met via an online dating platform.
I was really excited, but on my way there I realized I had gotten my museums mixed up.
Instead of the quirky naturalism museum I thought I had chosen, I invited this guy to a national surgery museum.
But apparently I’m a glutton for punishment and I decided to keep going.
Halfway through, I had a small panic attack and they had to come and rappel me off the platform.
Probably the worst part of the date was halfway through dinner when he told me that he spent time in jail for a felony charge." —abudd10 "I ordered a steak for lunch and he tells me I shouldn't be eating steak, I should get a salad so I don't get fat. Then we went across the street to a bar where he totally ignored me and started talking to a guy about baseball. So I grabbed my keys and said, 'I've got to use the bathroom, I'll be right back,' and Irish goodbye'd him. We should go out again sometime.' LIKE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND NEVER CAME BACK!?!?
All this time, my date just stared at me, dumbfounded." —onajourny76 "I was asked out by a cute coworker who was from a neighboring town.